20 Celebrities Who Have Terrible Personal Hygiene


The cameras, the fame, the access to all the hottest and newest luxuries known to man… You would think celebrities are flying above the norm of society in every way. With access to the hottest stylists, dermatologists, and new cleaning technology you would assume your celebrity favorites would be on the ball in regard to cleanliness… think again buddy. Even your favorite pop star or actress could potentially suffer from pit stains or garlic breath. Regardless, personally I would drink a cup of Beyonce stage sweat any day. Check out this list of celebs that just might be a little ripe a little too regularly. You won’t believe #19!

1. Megan Fox

Megan Fox is one of the hottest actresses to grace the planet but apparently she’s not the most sanitary person to be around. Are you dreaming of having Megan Fox as the perfect wife? You may want to think again. One positive about Megan Fox is that she is very honest. She has told multiple media outlets that she is very into farting. She told GQ magazine in the October 2008 issue in detail about how the whole ordeal, she was quoted saying, “If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like — you can smell the warmth in the fart.” She even admitted in the same article that her Transformers wardrobe smelled of pure flatulence. She’s proclaimed to be a pure slob and also admitted that when she’s ready to drop the browns off to the superbowl, she’s not flushing! Is she saving water? Yes… but does this Hollywood dime piece have to decimate bathrooms left and right holding no mercy to the citizens of this world?! We think not… Luckily Megatron had no scent censors during the filming of Transformers. It’s hard to believe someone so beautiful is capable of such funky atrocities. If you ever get the opportunity to lock lips with this beauty, you may want to hold your nose. A shame…

2. Kourtney Kardashian

It’s strange that everyone is so interested in trying to “keep up with Kardashians,” but what if one those Kardashian’s smelled like the Detroit Lions locker room? [We’re not talking about Kim this time.] For a family that has been business savvy enough to invest in almost everything from perfumes to sex tapes you would think Kourtney would actually use some of her own perfume. Apparently Kourtney is another one of those hippy naturalist chicks. She refuses to wear deodorant for health reasons and uses natural deodorant made out of crystals. According to Scott Disick those natural remedies aren’t working… at all. On an episode of “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami” Khloe brings up the topic of Kourtney’s rancid BO making it a theme of the episode. In another one of the Kardashians’ empire like shows Khloe was a judge of a “vagina smelling” contest between Kim and Kourtney. Strange sibling rivalry? Yes. Good for television? Also yes. Did Kourtney win the contest? No. She smells like Woodstock and it sucks because she is gorgeous.

3. Kesha

We’ve been attempting to show the good and the bad side to everyone mentioned on this list, but Kesha takes the cake. Kesha burns up the music industry as well as the general public’s nostrils. Setting everything ablaze in sight with her retched smell. Where do we start with Kesha? Let’s start with how she publicly admitted to smelling like a hobo, shall we. Kesha was speaking with BBC Radio 1 and said this to the respected publication, “I smell like a hobo. One time, someone told me I smelt like a shrimp on a diaper. I thought I could make a fragrance that was little like a shrimp on a Faberge diaper but I don’t know if people want to smell like that.” Ok, the shrimp diaper fragrance idea is kind of genius… sort of. This doesn’t take the cake though. She has also publicly said that she drinks her own urine. Don’t believe us? Here’s the quote, “I was told drinking my own pee was good, I was trying to be healthy,” she explained. “Somebody tried to take my pee away from me and I said, ‘That is mine!’ So I snatched it up and took a chug and it was really gross so I don’t do it anymore.” There are no witty jokes for this one… she’s just gross.

4. Matthew McConaughey

Winning Academy Awards for best actor for his acting skills in “Dallas Buyers Club” Matt is almost unstoppable in the film industry. Have a well-written script? Send it to McConaughey’s agent you could be looking at a blockbuster. You know what else is block-busting how bad this guys pits smell. Yeah, the ladies love him and the guys want to be him. But no one should want to smell like him. Matthew McConaughey claims he hasn’t worn deodorant or cologne in over 20 years. He also has claimed that this has never been problem for any of the women in his life. Matt supposedly showers multiple times a day and brushes his teeth about five times a day. Sounds cleanly right? Not according to co-star Kate Hudson. While filiming “Fool’s Gold” she used to beg the actor to put on deodorant because he had a lot of shirtless scenes. Here’s a quote from Matt himself, “She always brings a salt rock, which is some natural deodorant, and says, ‘Would you please put this on?’ I just never wore it. No cologne, no deodorant.” This makes us feel a little better about ourselves, now that we know he has odor issues we can always bring it up around the ladies during shirtless scenes.

5. Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera may be a unique voice and pure talent but in regards to some people around her, her hygiene is also what some would call “unique.” Before the fame and attention Christina grew up in the industrial town we know as Pittsburgh. Over the years some of the neighborhood kids she grew up around have emerged from the depths to accuse Ms. Aguilera of smelling like hot dogs. Now don’t get me wrong everyone enjoys a good frank or bratwurst every once in a while… but would you expect one of the biggest pop stars of this current generation to smell like a New York snack stand? You might think those neighborhood kids were just jealous of Christina’s success but this isn’t the only time she’s been accused of smelling like hot dogs, Hooper of the band GroupLove allegedly has said the same. Coincidence? Maaaybe… Another anonymous source from Arena Magazine said that the singer smelt like “a 12 year-old girl’s bedroom on school-disco night.” We’re not exactly sure what savory aroma that is but we assume it’s pretty bad. Maybe Christina caught wind of these accusations and decided to hop in the perfume industry… we just hope her perfume line doesn’t smell anything like two day old hot dog water. Ugh.

6. Snooki

Known mainly for partying with Guidos and Guidettes on the coast of New Jersey is probably the most famous drunk in the state, reality TV star Snooki. This one shouldn’t be surprising but Snooki smells like the murky waters of New Jersey she came from. Ok, this is somewhat understandable, from the pore clogging make-up, to the over excessive amount of gel, to the vodka vomit stained clothes, we get it. Why wouldn’t Snooki smell a little. But the reality TV show starlet has a secret beauty secret she has been hiding from the public. She regularly uses kitty-litter to clean her face instead of spending money on spa treatments. That’s not the half though her fiance Jionni LaValle constantly teases Snooki about her horrible breath. She admitted to Us Weekly the following, “I’m never without minty gum so it feels like I just brushed my teeth. Jionni always tells me my breath smells. So I’m paranoid.” Eh, we could have guessed Snooki smelt of kitty litter and halitosis.

7. Bradley Cooper

Blockbuster actor Bradley Cooper aka People magazine’s 2011 sexiest man alive. The guy even has a BA in English from Georgetown University. Brains, talents, the looks he has it all… except for acceptable hygiene. This seems to be a trend among Hollywood A-listers but Bradley Cooper is another celeb that refuses to wear deodorant or cologne. Just like Matthew McConaughey, Bradley takes the “au naturel” approach to hygiene. Brad just like Matt does make it a point to shower at least three times a day though. At least the guy is trying… unlike others. Here’s a quote of Brad speaking with Esquire Magazine, “Yeah, I don’t use deodorant really anymore. I do take a lot of showers, so maybe that helps. In the morning and then at night. And after I work out, I’ll take a shower. So maybe three a day.” We’re starting to think these celebrities just don’t care about smelling decent at all. So we’re assuming as status increases to the public eye, deodorant decreases in your personal life?

8. Jennifer Aniston

Jen… Aniston… those eyes. That smile. From the outside looking in she is near perfect. Looking at Jennifer Aniston you would think she was flawless, think again buddy… think again. Alec Baldwin isn’t exactly the best source when it comes to information but according to him Jennifer Aniston has chronic case of coffee breath. Doesn’t seem like that big of deal right? Coffee tends to make one’s breath a little hot every once in awhile, understandable, but when the issue is reoccurring we officially have a problem. The thing is Alec isn’t the only one that has noticed Jason Bateman has also said that the actress may have a severe case of death mouth. Still not as bad as some the others that have received honors on this list. Still interested in taking Jennifer Aniston down? Well… according to several of Jennifer’s exes her cooch isn’t always the freshest. Still lusting over Jennifer? In all honesty we are too. That is some chicken of the sea we are willing to try.

9. Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz reminds us of that cute girl who lived down the street from you when you were young, was cool but still had a sense of humor and enjoyed a fart joke here and there. Cameron Diaz was quoted by E! News saying the following, “I don’t believe in antiperspirant. It’s really bad for you. I haven’t used it for almost 20 years.” This is a direct quote from the starlet herself. Seriously… She believes that the deodorant makes you stink by clogging up the pores and holding the scent in rather than letting your body naturally secrete its own odor. We get it, she’s one of those body and environment conscious kind of chicks, but Cameron takes it a step further. According to some photos caught by the paps she is constantly photographed with heavy pit stains, greasy spotted t-shirts, and dirty attire on the regular. When asked about it, she claimed that she will wear an outfit for four days in a row then throw it away. There’s definitely is something about Mary… and we think it’s her rancid underarms.

10. Julia Roberts

Julia Roberts is another Hollywood success story. As poised as Julia seems you would think a slight whiff of her hair would be stimulating. It would… not in a good way though. There is a positive reason for Julia Roberts’ sour smell though. She just like Cameron Diaz is environmentally conscious and chooses not to shower too often. Water preservation is becoming more of an issue daily as global warming becomes more of reality everyday. That’s another story though… This information was revealed by one of Julia Roberts’ former bodyguards as he noticed she rarely showered and was not fond of shaving. She’s even gone on the record to state she doesn’t wear deodorant at all. Ok, let’s say that “Pretty Woman” scenario was true, do you think Richard Gere would have fell for a prostitute that smelled of dumpster juice and kept her armpits hairy? We think not!


11. Jessica Simpson

Bubbly, cute, and a voice that soothes the soul. Simpson’s music and decision making career wise may not be secular but the way she smells does. If you know anything about Jessica Simpson you should know that she isn’t the brightest crayon in the crayon box. While speaking with Ellen Degeneres she publicly told an audience that she doesn’t brush her teeth daily because she doesn’t want them to be “too slippery.” Seriously… this is true. Instead she wipes them down with a t-shirt. She is quoted saying this while in conversation with Ellen, “I know it’s gross but I always have fresh breath,” she said. “It’s really weird but I have great breath.” Sure Jessica, you have “great breath.” She was also caught again in public forum stating that she farts a lot, like a lot a lot, and that her flatulence smells like roses. For somebody that’s Christian she sure does lie a lot… Ok, we wouldn’t know but we’re not getting close enough to find out what Jessica’s breath or farts really smells like. No wonder Nick Lachey left.

12. Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth has had a rather successful career which was sparked by her role as Shakespeare’s love interest in “Shakespeare in Love.” Gwyneth won an Academy Award for best actress for her role in the film as well as plethora other prestigious awards. One thing though, she smells like she belongs in the Shakespearean era. Gwyneth is beautiful don’t get it twisted… but she is another rank smelling Hollywood A-Lister conscious of the health hazards that deodorant can cause. According to an anonymous source at the 2013 Met Gala she could have cleared a room with those pits of hers. Here’s what the spy had to say about Gwyneth’s nose challenging scent, “It was pretty pungent, and I don’t think she had a clue. I saw at least two people wave their hands in front of their noses after passing her.” No wonder the Hulk is always pissed. Rumor has it Robert Downey Jr. wanted to keep the mask on his Iron Man suit to defend himself against the evils of Gwyneth’s mustiness.

13. Britney Spears

Britney Spears is another teen pop sensation that swept the nation in the late 90s melting hearts from coast to coast. If you hadn’t heard Britney’s “Baby One More Time” at least 45 times a week in ’99 you either were living under a rock or deaf. As she grew in the industry and continuously gained unwanted attention she cracked and had a major public meltdown. Since then Britney has made a major comeback is back to melting hearts and apparently nostril hair alike. There has been multiple sources from ex-bodyguards to ex-boyfriends that have claimed that the “Toxic” singer is well… sort of toxic when it comes to one’s scent glands. According to ex-boyfriend Jason Trawick, Britney doesn’t like to wash her hair until she noticed a “sour” smell coming from her cranium. She constantly wore the same clothes without even attempting to wash them, in which her garments would gather an unique odor. Ex-bodyguard, Fernando Flores claimed that the pop singer rarely bathed, reeked of cigarette smoke, farted like Louis Armstrong playing the trumpet, and cursed like a sailor. Our last piece of evidence comes from an anonymous source that had the joy of sharing a flight with Britney. Apparently the singer took her shoes on board this flight and the odor offended so many passengers that a flight attendant was forced to tell Britney to put her shoes back on… But hey, what can expect from someone who’s from Louisiana and actually married Kevin Federline. Seriously… she MARRIED Kevin Federline.

14. Shia LaBeouf

Shia’s a strange character. There are some theories about how he has adapted himself to roles as a method actor. Very thespian-like right? Except for when he refuses to shower like a sane human being. While filming the World War II themed movie, “Fury,” Shia didn’t make too many friends as he took the method-acting approach. He refused to shower for weeks on end in order to capture the essence of his American soldier role he was playing. This pissed off many people off on set including Brad Pitt and British actor Jason Isaacs. Many found his stench so unbearable they refused to stay in the same hotel as the actor. Shia took the role to whole new level as he pulled out his own tooth to show dedication to his character. We think this particular nostril atrocity is more deranged than just lazy. What can you expect from a guy who wears his hair in a rat tail for no particular reason?

15. Anderson Cooper

Anderson Cooper has established himself as one of the front men in the news reporting industry. He was even recognized for his bold actions while covering the earthquake aftermath in Haiti, as he saved a child from danger. I’m pretty sure the child was happy to be rescued by the journalist but not happy to find out what he smelt like. Apparently those fancy suits we’re used to seeing while he reported the hard-hitting issues were nothing but a prop to the journalist. Anderson Cooper seems like a clean-cut guy right? Not so much. While on his day-time talk show he revealed that he’s not the fashionisto we think he is. According to him he wears the same pair of jeans everyday! Here’s a quote of him revealing his dirtbag ways, “I wear the same thing everyday these are TV clothes these are not my actual real clothes. In my real life I wear a t-shirt, grey or white, same pair of jeans. Literally, the same pair of jeans everyday.” He also revealed that he only washes those same pair of jeans four times a year… while in the shower. Wouldn’t you think someone of his status and his type of money would at least switch up the wardrobe every once in awhile? His staff at CNN used to remind him of his retched scent so often he invested in basil candles. The staff was so upset that not only he reeked, his candles reeked as well and played a prank on the journalist by outing him on his segment “The RidicuList” stating that his candles smelled like a grandma’s house, Woodstock vomit, dumpster ravioli… the list continued. So if candles were covering up his jeans, imagine how he must actually smell. Ugh.

16. Courteney Cox

Courteney has always appeared to be a woman of intellect and business savvy as she once pursued architecture and worked closely with directors on her latest sitcom “Cougar Town” that recently ended in March of this year. With someone who’s got the brains and beauty you would think she would be cleanly. Not. You ever wonder why she was being chased by that masked murder in all those “Scream” movies? We think we found a possible reason… he just wanted her to take a shower! She stinks! Ok, that’s no reason to want to hack someone to pieces. It is easier to leave someone helpful clues like offering them gum, buying them expensive shower gels, colognes, or perfumes as hints. As beautiful as she is she isn’t the most hygienic actress on the planet. According to ex-husband David Arquette he was quoted saying this about his ex, “Courtney may be pretty, but if she’s not on top of it, she smells like a truck driver and I like it.” Could this be a cruel way of taking shots at his ex-wife…? Maybe. But who admit to liking their wife smelling like a truck driver. Ehh, I guess it could be hot in some weird way.

17. Russell Crowe

The New Zealand born and Australian raised actor who took the film industry by storm, Russell Crowe. From ‘American Gangster’ to ‘Gladiator’ he continues to deliver action packed results. With the results he’s been delivering in the acting world it is possible he forgot about the results he should be delivering in regards to his personal hygiene. We sort of want to let this one slide a little bit. I mean, the man was Gladiator. Maximus Decimus Meridius. Doesn’t a roman general deserve to be a little bit ripe? Ok, that was just a movie role but then again the guy is from Australia [no offense to the Australians out there.] Ok, that’s no excuse either but according to Hollywood gossiper, Joan Rivers, [may she rest in peace] he had some sort of gland problem. She was quoted saying the following about the Aussie actor, “He has a body odor problem. I prefer to sit downwind of him at showbiz bashes.” I wouldn’t anger himor talk about his BO, he took out a tiger in that Gladiator movie.

18. Robert Pattinson

Teeny bopper heartthrob Robert Pattinson is well known by almost every teen girl in America, maybe even in the whole world. He began his acting career in the novel-based fantasy “Harry Potter And The Goblet of Fire” as Cedric Diggory. Then moved on to star in another novel-based fantasy series “Twilight” which grossed over 3.3 billion dollars in theaters. He even earned the privilege of being included in Time magazines 100 Most Influential People in the World in 2010 as well as being named one of the most powerful celebrities in Forbes’ Celebrity 100. I mean, the guy is almost too perfect to be true, supposedly he is hygienically-challenged. Sorry ladies. Robert Pattinson’s odor issues are actually strategic. Supposedly he only changes clothes once a week in order to irritate the paparazzi. If he doesn’t change his clothes they can’t sell the photos they take of him on the daily because of the repetitive attire. This makes sense, but that doesn’t explain why he told Jay Leno he rarely washes hair. His ‘Twilight’ co-star Alice Cullen has commented on the must that belongs to the teen heartthrob stating, “You know what, I think maybe out of a defense mechanism, I don’t sniff him.” We don’t see how he doesn’t go teen-wolf on anybody that makes these embarrassing accusations personally.

19. Johnny Depp

The mystery and anonymity that Johnny Depp exudes leaves many curious and wanting to know more about him. The guy almost seems like a genius when it comes to character selection. From strange characters like Captian Jack Sparrow in “Pirates of the Caribbean” to even stranger characters like “Edward Scissorhands.” His roles leave movie-watchers in awe and wanting more from the front man actor. If you ever get the opportunity to meet the mystery man known as Johnny Depp you may want a clothes pin for your nose unfortunately. Supposedly Johnny Depp isn’t too fond of showering often and will go days without doing so. Maybe this is what adds to his cool? The greasy hair, the unkempt facial hair, and strong must… Eh, that can’t be too pleasant to be around on a regular day when the guy smells like an actual pirate. Add to the fact that while filming “The Tourist” with Angelina Jolie, Johnny would chain smoke and reek like a casino ashtray. Angelina would force Listerine and mints upon the actor during kissing scenes. Supposedly Johnny no longer smokes cigarettes. Congrats Johnny on the healthy choice! Now if only you could fix your bathing issues, the world would be right.

20. Orlando Bloom

The “Lord of Rings” actor has raked in millions acting in the fantasy series and hasn’t slowed down since. What can you expect though? He’s searching for precious rings in woods somewhere, there’s no time to bathe. Orlando may be eye-candy for the ladies but according to his own girlfriend, Miranda Kerr wishes he would bathe and wash his clothes more often. He may be attractive but he seems to be rather lazy when it comes to hygiene. He goes weeks on end without washing his clothes. His jeans are a repeat wear that rarely ever get dipped in water, but wait there’s more… He allows his dogs to sleep in the bed with him. Sucks for you ladies, when Miranda is fed up who’s going to be willing to shack up with the guy who smells like a Cambodian dog pound during the summer months?


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